A Very Important Day

Today is a very impotant day! My cousin is getting married and, all my family is coming into town! Oh Hooray!

(Please note that the only part of the above statement not dripping with sarcasim is the first sentence...today is an important day. The following is how I really feel.)

UUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHH!

Of all the days to pick to get married, of course, his fiance had to pick today! The day of the Red River Shoot Out! The day my Longhorns play OU in Dallas! So rather than being in Dallas watching Mack hand Stoops his ass on a platter, rather than wearing my burnt orange game day shirt, I'll be here at wedding in a cocktail dress! Who plans their wedding on one of the biggest days in college football? UGH! Girls, why are their so few of us that get football?

I'd like to go on record now and say that when I get married (we should probably actually change that "when" to an "if") it will NOT be until AFTER football season! I also, will not be attending any showers scheduled on Saturdays during or overlapping game time!

UGH!

My cousins fiance sucks and weddings suck but, neither suck as much as OU!




Good Luck, Mack! Good Luck, Colt! Good Luck, Longhorns!

Love you,
Stilettos

P.S. As y'all know us Texans are a very friendly bunch so, I was thinking. After the Sooners lose they're going to feel all beat down and defeated and just all around depressed...so let's not send them home empty handed! Let's give them a lovely consolation prize...The Aggie Corps of Cadets! They can change the name of course but, after they lose their school is going to need to have something else to be known for and A&M and The State of Texas no longer has any use for them. Just a thought! Anyhow, Good Luck!