Stilettos & Levis

Sunday, April 22, 2007

Rebuttle to HP's Rebuttle to Boot Straps and Lawyers

First of all I would most likely have just posted a comment to this post but, I wouldn't want to reduce myself to becoming a "groupie who believe(s) a comment is always necessary and should be longer than a novel."

Ethopian Restaurants--Bootstraps' rant on Ethopian restuarants didn't deserve a response at all...he ripped it off from Billy Crystal's rant in "When Harry Met Sally".

"Valentines Day - We should revert to the old days of the Roman empire. "As early as the fourth century B.C., the Romans engaged in an annual young man's rite to passage to the God Lupercus. The names of the teenage women were placed in a box and drawn at random by adolescent men; thus, a man was assigned a woman companion for the duration of the year, after which another lottery was staged." Or I can be Emporar Claudius II and propose an edict forbidding marriage because "married men were more emotionally attached to their families, and thus will not make good soldiers." I interpret soldiers in the 21st century as meaning a single man living his life.

I spent my last two Valentines Days snowboarding in Steamboat and at the Silk Stocking..."

Quite possibly one of the funniest things I've read in awhile because it's so ludacris! You are soooo much more traditional than you pretend to be... You know that you want to get married. EVERYONE knows that about you. And don't even think about replying with something ridiculous like "Yeah I want to get married but in the very distant future" because you and I both know you don't want it to be that far off.

You 2 are idiots and at this point, I think I pretty much own you both!

Love you,
Stilettos

2 Comments:

At 3:07 AM, Blogger adam brown said...

Hello I just entered before I have to leave to the airport, it's been very nice to meet you, if you want here is the site I told you about where I type some stuff and make good money (I work from home): here it is

 
At 8:50 AM, Anonymous Adah said...

Good post.

 

Post a Comment

<< Home